My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #776

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“I’m sorry, the lifetime warranty doesn’t cover the end table.”

(Winning caption: “Most people only have roadside assistance.” – Georgiana Atkins Havill, Winter Park, Fla)

(2nd Place: “He hasn’t proposed yet, but he did give me a written estimate.” – Richard Marcil, Macomb Township, Mich. – Yay Richard. A fellow member of Beth’s Facebook group.)

My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2021-09-15

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“According to Plank’s law his energy is proportional to the wave frequency.”

(Winning caption: “That’s quite a story, but you still need a beach tag.” – David Karatz)

2nd place: “Sorry, you’re still in Florida.” – Beth Lawler
3rd place: “I suppose you want your wife back now.”- Michael Holmes
Yay Beth and Michael!

My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #770

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“He’s a little too well suited for this.”

(Winning caption: “I guess I misunderstood when you said your legal problems were behind you.” – Sean Kirk, Bellingham, Wash.)

(Third Place: “My husband will never find out about us. He’s on a business trip.” – Paul Nesja, Mount Horeb, Wis. – Yay Paul! (aka ‘Local Man’))

My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2021-08-04

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“How soon do you need these back?”

“How long have you been working from home?”

“Well, I’ll be – you really do have a banana in your pocket.”

(Winning caption: “Haven’t seen any of these since they invented Zoom.” – Steven Singer.)

(2nd place: “You can wait here if you don’t mind the whistles.” – Janet L. Davis, a member of Beth’s Facebook group!)