My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #773 Posted on 2021-09-20 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “Go ahead and cry.” (Winning caption: “We should have ordered our drinks straight up.” – Pat Foley, Homer Glen, Ill.) (Third Place: “These drinks go right to my head.” – Paul Nesja, Mount Horeb, Wisc. – Yay Paul! (aka ‘Local Man’))