“He’s a little too well suited for this.”
(Winning caption: “I guess I misunderstood when you said your legal problems were behind you.” – Sean Kirk, Bellingham, Wash.)
(Third Place: “My husband will never find out about us. He’s on a business trip.” – Paul Nesja, Mount Horeb, Wis. – Yay Paul! (aka ‘Local Man’))
“If he gets lost, leave him. If we get lost, eat him.”
“You can always spot the first time commuters.”