My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #841 Posted on 2023-03-06 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “My hypothesis is we can limit the spread of hantavirus to artsy people like my mean aunt Stephanie.” (Winning caption: “Nothing has sold yet, but we’ve gotten a few nibbles.” – Doug Finkelstein, Redondo Beach, Calif.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #840 Posted on 2023-02-27 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “I warned you about too much iron.” (Winning caption: “Don’t worry, I’ll still love you when you have wrinkles.” – Kara Nagle, Morrisonville, Ill.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #839 Posted on 2023-02-20 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓ “Knock it off. We only play dice with the universe.” (Winning caption: “This is exactly how we lost Pluto” – Thomas Madre, Raleigh, N.C.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #838 Posted on 2023-02-06 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “Let’s roast s’more campers.” (Winning caption: “I dunno—this is what those campers were doing before we ate them.” – Doug Kolic, Toronto, Ont.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #837 Posted on 2023-01-30 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓ “Quick Watson, to the loo.” (Winning caption: “Why couldn’t he have been murdered on a Monday?” Ken Park, San Francisco, Calif.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #836 Posted on 2023-01-23 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓ “Mars needs more cowbell.” (Winning caption: “And then they drink it?” – Colin Guthrie, Ottawa, Ont.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #835 Posted on 2023-01-16 by Kenny — 2 Comments ↓ “You can’t bury it here. This is a dessert aisle.” (Winning caption: “If you’re going to bury that here, you need to buy something.” – Stephen Aslett, Houston, Texas) <rant/>I realize that humor is amazingly subjective, but I just don’t get how the winner is funnier than mine. </rant>
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #834 Posted on 2023-01-09 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “Messages for you, sir.” and “Care to try our Ozzy Osbourne appetizer?” (Winning caption: “Your eggs should be out any minute now.” – Samantha Schnell, New York City)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #833 Posted on 2022-12-29 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “I interned under Drs. Barnum & Bailey.” (Winning caption: “It’s usually noninvasive.” – Lisa Blees, North Haven, Conn.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #832 Posted on 2022-12-21 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “We’ve reached the outskirts of the Great Mongrel Empire.” (Winning caption: “Hold your fire—it turns out he’s a good boy!” – Donny Dietz, Brooklyn, N.Y.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #831 Posted on 2022-12-06 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓ “At least the microphone is turned on.” (Winning caption: “Any happily married people here tonight?” – Austen Earl, Los Angeles, Calif.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #830 Posted on 2022-11-30 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “I feel like I’m blocking goals.” (Winning caption: “Well, of course I’m being defensive.” – Steve Arnold, Christchurch, N.Z.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #829 Posted on 2022-11-22 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “Poor guy. He could never resist warm asphalt.” (Winning caption: “You always think everything is about you.” – Frank Poppe, Washington, D.C.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #828 Posted on 2022-11-16 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “Call the PGA. I figured out how guys keep getting abducted to LIV.” (Winning caption: “Everyone’s landing on the green but you.” – Ralph LaGamma, Glen Rock, N.J.)
My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest #160 Posted on 2022-11-09 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “I’m keeping my hands in the kangaroo pocket till you get over your fear of intimacy.” (Winning caption: Not yet posted.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #827 Posted on 2022-11-09 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓ “Fire and the wheel were big steps forward, but it wasn’t until legalized weed that the stone age really got rolling.” (Winning caption: “How do you kill your lunch with that thing?” – Joseph Lyles, Greenville, S.C.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #826 Posted on 2022-10-31 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓ “He will survive.” “Take that away, he didn’t make it.” – Roger Moore (Winning caption: “The patient has requested ‘Stayin’ Alive.” – Paul Greenwood, Pickering, Ont.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #825 Posted on 2022-10-26 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓ “If you expect to be viable midterm candidates you’ll need to be a lot scarier.” (Winning caption: “Thanks for carving out a little face time.” – Carol Lasky, Boston, Mass. – Yay Carol!)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #824 Posted on 2022-10-19 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓ “I can’t believe I ate the Holstein thing.” (Winning caption: “Your stomach is growling.” – James Cecil, Baltimore, Md.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #823 Posted on 2022-10-10 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “For my next trick I will turn a complementary meal into a tiny bag of pretzels.” (Winning caption: “Think of a delay between one and ten hours.” – Kurt Rossetti, San Rafael, Calif.)
