My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #796

Posted on 2022-03-21 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

“I’m trying to stop the ‘balls’ jokes, but I can’t find the gutter to get my mind out of.”

(Winning caption: “Turns out they only check to see if you return the shoes.” – Jonathan Carter, Fredericksburg, Va.)

My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #795

Posted on 2022-03-07 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

“There’s soup on my bug.”

(Winning caption: “From the gentleman at the bar.” – David Chevalier, Madbury, N.H.)

My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #794

Posted on 2022-03-05 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

“They don’t look happy about our gas prices.”

(Winning caption: “Oh, no! They’re returning him.” George Mulligan, Ardmore, Pa.)

(Third Place: “I think they want to settle.” – Vincent Coca, Staten Island, N.Y. – Yay Vincent!)

My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #793

Posted on 2022-03-04 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓

“You’ll eat for a day.”

(Winning caption: “No bag. Just toss it in the air.” – Chuck Weed, Cambridge, Mass)

My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #792

Posted on 2022-02-21 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓

“It’s our fifth final offer to extend the piano warranty.”

(Winning caption: “So far, it looks like no one is coming to the recital.” – Don Borchert, Mission Viejo, Calif.)

Winning the New Yorker Caption Contest – again

Posted on 2022-02-10 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓

Every once in a very long while the planets align just right or something, and fortune falls remarkably in my favor. One example happened in August 2019. I won the new Yorker Caption Contest!

Then, in January 2022 – I won the New Yorker Caption Contest again!

My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #791

Posted on 2022-02-07 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

“Mom was a Great Dane. Dad was a Dachshund. We think someone put him up to it.”

(Winning caption: “It’s got an indoor tree.” – Paul Nesja, Mount Horeb, Wis.)
Yay Paul (aka Local Man)! By far the winningest member of Beth’s Facebook group.

My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #790

Posted on 2022-01-31 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

“Child support dodge? What makes you think that?”

(Winning caption: “The dealer said it scored high in crash tests.” – Benjamin Bogard, New York City)

My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #789

Posted on 2022-01-27 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

“We did Pismo Beach last year.”

(Winning caption: “Do you have to come in here every time I turn on the light?” – Greg Hahn, Brooklyn, N.Y.)

My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #788

Posted on 2022-01-17 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

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“It brings out your eyes.”

(Winning caption: “Ideal for parties with no atmosphere.” – Andrew Workman, Renfrew, Scotland)

My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #787

Posted on 2022-01-11 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓

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“Did you call the saber-sitter?”

(Winning caption: “These should help me approach your father on his own level.” – Sarah Totton, Guelph, Ont.)

My winning entry! New Yorker caption contest #786

Posted on 2021-12-27 by Kenny — 2 Comments ↓

“My client is prepared to walk.”

(Winning caption: Mine!)

(2nd Place: “He’ll negotiate, but he won’t beg.” – Lawrence Wood, Chicago, Ill.)

(3rd Place: “He may be your best friend, but I am his lawyer.” – Tim McNamara, New York City)

My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #785

Posted on 2021-12-20 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

“Move along, stranger. This here’s a banjo town.”

(Winning caption: “Looks like somebody needs to be taught a lesson.” Mark Schaefer, Arvada, Colo.)

(2nd Place “Come out with your hands up, wrists straight, fingers gently curved!” Tyler Stradling, Mesa, Ariz. Yay Tyler! A fellow member of Beth’s Facebook Group.)