My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest #148

“You never take me clubbing anymore.”

“Google if marshmallows have been invented.”

“I thought I heard a pterodactyl in the bathroom, but I must be mistaken, their ‘p’ is silent.”

(Winning caption: “I love the central heating.” – Paul Nesja – Yay Paul! a fellow member of Beth’s Facebook group.)

My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2021-06-16

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“I’m getting hints of elderberry with an oaky finish. Also an intermittent satellite signal.”

“I’m trying to be more open-minded, like dating outside the wasp community.”

“Could you wiggle-dance the way to the restroom?”

(Winning caption: “Never mind how I know you’re lying.” – Don Symons)

My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2020-12-09

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“They can drum me out of office, but they can’t have their drums back.”

“We can’t hide the ballots here forever.”

(Winning caption: “What’s a three-letter word for Texas tea?” – Paul Nesja – Yay Paul! A member and administrator of Beth’s Facebook group.

Second Place: “You knew I was a collector when you married me.” – Beth Lawler – Yay! Beth herself takes second place!)