My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2019-05-29
“Your presentation was excellent. You can stop imagining now.”
(Winning caption: “I usually work from home.” – Andrew Greene)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #665
“Any other day I’d eat him, war-hero dad notwithstanding.”
(Winning caption: “How about some help carrying the groceries?” Judy Kramer, Broomfield, Colo..)
Happy Memorial Day 2019
My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2019-05-22
“You’re under Medicare? I have to start over and use red tape.”
(Winning caption: “The jury will love this.” – Dinah Rokach)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #664
“I see you’re up to your old tricks.”
(Winning caption: “When was the last time you saw either half of her?” Joe Guarisco, Arden, N.C.)
Email Forwarding
My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2019-05-15
“I give up. How do college administrators view students?”
(Winning caption: “Do you mind backing up a little? I’m kind of a stickler for security.” – Bob Feldman)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #663
“Trust me, we’re delicious.”
I wish I had thought of … “Do you mind? This is a personal pizza.” – Beth Lawler
(Winning caption: “Well, you’re not what we ordered, either.” – Shawn Jones, Portland, Ore.)
Happy Mother’s Day 2019
My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2019-05-08
“My back feels great.”
(Winning caption: “Tell your wife I love her.” – JD Landis)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #662
“I can never remember longship reception etiquette. Do bridesmaids row on the left or right?”
(Winning caption: “It’s about time they settled down and razed a village.” Steve Everhart, Tyrone, Pa.)
Wishing Everyone a Joyous and Safe Cinco de Mayo 2019
My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2019-05-01
“I feel like clubbing.” | “We have pterodactyls in the attic again.” | “What happened to us? We used to be so wild.” |”I thought I heard a pterodactyl in the bathroom but that’s impossible – their ‘p’ is silent.”
(Winning caption: “Let’s go clubbing.” – John M Baudouin)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #661
“… and when Cindy falls for the group-roller-hug, Grumpy grabs the glass slipper and we all meet back here.”
(Winning caption: “Workplace morale hasn’t been this high since we introduced whistling.” Spencer Bergstrand, Seattle, Wash.)
Scapegoat
My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2019-04-24
“I’m going in now. Start the next tax-and-waste cycle”
(Winning caption: “I’ll be out of circulation for awhile.” – Pat Foley)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #660
“The royal jewels need a little help. I’ll write a prescription.”
(Winning caption: “Worse than a cold. It’s a common cold.” Donald B. Benson, San Jose, CA)
My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2019-04-17
“Mom has nowhere else to send him since we took the doghouse.”
(Winning caption: “Mom got the house.” – Joe Ayella )
Ethics Training
