“Just ignore it.”

(Winning caption: “Actually, it’s all we ever talk about.”)

“She finally found a weight loss plan that works.”

(Winning caption: “It deployed when her carriage rear-ended an oxcart.”)

“Oh, thank goodness. I was expecting another door-to-door campaigner.”

(Winning caption: “Well, if it isn’t the Gym Reaper.”)

“It’s not healthy to keep your emotions locked up.”

(Winning caption: “I know a specialist, but he’s in prison.”)

“His trail permit is one-way.”

(Winning caption:”Let’s not mistake his confidence for leadership.”)

“You have me at a disadvantage, Ms. Galore.”

(Winning caption: “Think it over. I’m still the only one here who can use a can opener.”)

“I mentioned to him that I’d like to have one.”

(Winning caption: “He’s not reinventing it—he’s making it great again.”)

“Well, yes, I did search for ‘bus accident’. How did you know?”

(Winning caption: “And are the clowns inside you now?”)

“It’s hard on mileage but we can use the carpool lane.”

(Winning caption: “He wants to know if you can move your seat up.”)

“I know it works for Loch Ness, but there’s got to be a better way to raise our profile.”

(Winning caption: “No, what I said was we need more stakeholders.”)

“The subway sandwich is very popular.”

(Winning caption: “Sorry for the wait, but it’s been like Grand Central station in here.”)