My censored entry! Inside Higher Ed caption contest 2016-08

University President's Address: The Year Ahead

“And now, I will pull a responsibly managed budget out of my hat.
Ha, ha, just kidding, we’ll raise tuition like always.”

(Winning caption was never posted! My caption was a finalist. I am pretty sure I won and the People In Charge at Inside Higher Ed censored my subversive caption – which makes me happier than winning.)