“Didn’t expect that, did you Ahab?”

(Winning caption: “Yeah, well your profile wasn’t exactly honest, either.”)

“Wanna neck?”

(Winning caption: “Sorry I’m late. I hit every traffic light coming home.”)

“Support for your budget cuts is unraveling.”

(Winning caption: “Your overhead is going to kill you.”)

“Because it’s air.”

(Winning caption: “Because it’s not there.”)

“I get the feeling you’re not leveling with me.”

(Winning entry: “Welcome to orientation.”)

“Don’t worry, we’re not staying. I’m not allowed to smoke on the ship.”

(Winning caption: “You voted Leave, didn’t you.”)

“It was the only way to sneak in my hula hoop.”

(Winning caption: “Ironically, it’s for being so humble.”)