“What’s the second-best medicine?”

“Funny how?”

“I landed the campaign account. My job is to make the candidate look presidential by comparison.”

(Winning caption: “Human Resources says I have to stop pulling things out of my pants.” – Tom Bryant)

(Runner-Up: “You can’t be serous.” – Van Alyn Thaxton (Yea Van! – another win for Beth’s group)

“Vito the gluer is no longer with us. He got sticky fingers.”

(Winning caption: “You’re watching history in the making.” – Jason Tolbert)

(Runner-up: “We must forge on without him.” – Ryan Burns, a member of Beth’s Facebook group. Yay Ryan!)

“I just ran over from the airport, and boy are my legs tired.”

“Sorry I’m late. I hit every traffic light on the way here.”

“Wanna join the meter high club?”

(Winning caption: “I have bad knees.” – Kathy Wrobel-Cornell)

(2nd Place: “Sorry, I sweat a lot.” – Carol Lasky – a member of Beth’s Facebook Group. Yea Carol!)

 

“I certainly hope that’s a biodegradable body bag.”

“The chute is just for people who still live in the building.”

“The wood chipper’s out back”

(Winning caption: “Hey, dump that in the East River where it belongs.” – Ben Schwartz)

(2nd Place: “I thought you loved that rug.” – Laila Valencia – a member of Beth’s Facebook Group. Yea Laila!)

“Don’t sit in the front row, you’ll get roasted.”

(Winning caption: “Yeah, what is the deal with prison food?” – Sam Skoronski)

“Can’t we all just get a pizza?”

“To Rocky, who you just couldn’t resist chasing into traffic on the way here.”

“Would meatloaf clash with pizza?”

(Winning caption: “I can’t even remember what we were fighting about.” – Teresa Burns Parkhurst)

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“Another critic to see you, sir.”

(Winning caption: “Easy on the Sharps.” – Tom Chitty)