“What’s the second-best medicine?”
“Funny how?”
“I landed the campaign account. My job is to make the candidate look presidential by comparison.”
(Winning caption: “Human Resources says I have to stop pulling things out of my pants.” – Tom Bryant)
(Runner-Up: “You can’t be serous.” – Van Alyn Thaxton (Yea Van! – another win for Beth’s group)
“I’m tired of working for circus peanuts.”
“What makes you think I don’t take this job seriously?” (This seems too obvious)
“Remind me next time not to use helium when making the office furniture. A credezna just floated out the window.”
A bit wordy on that last one but it addresses the chair and des.