“I just ran over from the airport, and boy are my legs tired.”
“Sorry I’m late. I hit every traffic light on the way here.”
“Wanna join the meter high club?”
(Winning caption: “I have bad knees.” – Kathy Wrobel-Cornell)
(2nd Place: “Sorry, I sweat a lot.” – Carol Lasky – a member of Beth’s Facebook Group. Yea Carol!)
“I lost so much weight on the keto diet that I can fly now.”
“I got the latest Air Jordans.”
“Hey, one of you assholes, break my fall!”
I didn’t care for the winners this times.