My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #769
“The adventure novels are right there by the counter.”
(Winning caption: “His favorite book is ‘A Farewell to Arms’, so don’t get too close.” – Thomas Vida, Tucson, Ariz.)
Dan is in Control
My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2021-08-18
“The President shot himself in it.”
“He knew the rules. You don’t score an own goal on the Caerbannog football team.”
(Winning caption: “It mostly brings chronic neck pain.” – Mark Strout)
(2nd place: “That’s the last time he pulls me out of a hat.” – Paul Nesja – Yay Paul!)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #768
“In a 3-Love match, someone always gets burned.”
(Winning caption: “Winner gets the knight.” – Dennis Gastineau, Phoenix, Ariz.)
You won’t believe
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #767
“What makes you think I’m seeing someone else?”
(Winning caption: “Now, if you’ll just yank away the tablecloth.” – Jason Ankele, Alexandria, Va.)
STUPID Contract 3
My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2021-08-04
“How soon do you need these back?”
“How long have you been working from home?”
“Well, I’ll be – you really do have a banana in your pocket.”
(Winning caption: “Haven’t seen any of these since they invented Zoom.” – Steven Singer.)
(2nd place: “You can wait here if you don’t mind the whistles.” – Janet L. Davis, a member of Beth’s Facebook group!)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #766
“My dirty mind is drawn to you.”
(Winning caption: “I sent my wife up an hour ago about the noise. Have you seen her?” – Doug Haslam, Newton, Mass.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #765
“Did you bring proof of vaccination?”
“Hi Climate Change. I’m White Privilege. Fair Election and the other liberal myths should be arriving shortly.”
(Winning caption: “I know how you feel. This used to be Florida.” – Michael Migliaccio, Croton-on-Hudson, N.Y.)
STUPID Contract 2
My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2021-07-21
“I’m prescribing Fox News.”
“You’re full of shit.”
(“Stay out of the shade.” – Larry Gajsiewicz.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #764
“You may find the meaning of life hard to swallow.”
(Winning caption: “I hope you’ve come to change the water.” – Erica Sheen, Sheffield, England)
STUPID Contract 1
Phish
My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2021-07-07
“He suspects the Huskies. He always suspects the Huskies.”
(Winning caption: “Maybe it’s time to declaw the police.” – Frank J. Monaco)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #763
“Has it been like this for more than four hours?”
(Winning caption: “So, when did the ‘check mustard’ light come on?” – Mark Lehrman, Wyckoff, N.J.)
Happy Independence Day 2021!
My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2021-06-30
“Mixed relationships are difficult. I’m Jets, he’s Giants.”
“We fight like – damn, I can’t think of an appropriate analogy.”
“We can work together toward a common goal. Why can’t Congress?”
(Winning caption: “We’re here to make it rain.” – Richard G. Marcil – Yay Richard! A fellow member of Beth’s Facebook group.)
