“It’s ignoring me.”
(Winning caption: “Actually, everybody wants to talk about it.” – Ken Carlson, New Haven, Conn.)
Happy Independence Day 2022
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #809
“I feel a little homesick.”
(Winning caption: “Why don’t you ever leave the house?” – John F. Davis, Yonkers, N.Y.)
Viral Video
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #808
“We accidentally landed in Roswell, Georgia.”
“We got a great price on our trade-in.”
(Winning caption: “We thought we’d try a flying object they could identify.” – Robert A. O’Connell, Lopez Island, Wash. )
Juneteenth 2022
Happy Father’s Day 2022
My 2nd place entry! Cartoon Collections caption contest #155
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #807
“Aw shucks – you ratted him out.”
(Winning caption: “The hardest part was teaching him to use the hedge trimmers.” – Jesse Horton, Westerlo, N.Y.)
Best Tweets
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #806
“Dibs on damsels in distress.”
“SPF circa 1400.”
(Winning caption: “Don’t you hate it when sand gets in your suit?” – Robert Welch, Atlanta, Ga.)
Annual Review
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #805
“He’s always on the lookout for planes.”
Winning caption: “I think he’s been seeing the woman upstairs.” – Matt Kerr, Woodbridge, Va.
Second Place: “Let’s end here. I know you have a plane to catch.” – Michael Holmes, Moseley, Va.
Third Place: “He’s shown growth, but can he evolve?” – Nicole Chrolavicius, Burlington, Ont.
Yay Michael and Nicole!
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #804
“May I get you anything else?”
(Winning caption: “You really want to add a kid to all this?” – Hilton Hebb, Jacksonville, Fla.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #803
“I can knock $100 off the TruCoat.”
(Winning caption: “O.K., I’ll grab some crayons and get started on the paperwork.” – Ogden Knight, Richmond, Va.)
Elliptic-curve cryptography
Admin Memo
Anti-Gravity
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #802
“Tip?”
(Winning caption: “We usually don’t deliver above Eighty-second Street.” – Ryan Kendall, Novato, CA)
Happy Mother’s Day 2022
