“I would never have believed it. A hairier butt than yours does exist.”
(Winning caption: “Don’t bring a camera, you said. Just enjoy the experience, you said.” John R. Oshin, Portland, Ore.)
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I almost made a butt one. Would’ve been “I was right; his butt is hairy. You owe me $5.”
Instead:
“He didn’t even say ‘hi’ to us. I heard he was abominable, but I didn’t know he was rude!”