Copier fire
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #604
“Try to look woolier.”
(Winning caption: “Primitive? Compared to what?”)
Government Project – end
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #603
“One extra hot grande enlightenment to go, please.”
(Winning caption: “I can’t seat you until you are fully present.”)
Government Project – 4
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #602
“We recommend icing.”
(Winning caption: “Have you tried icing it?”)
My subversive entry: Inside Higher Ed caption contest, January 2018
“That’s where we hang out between protests over privilege.”
(Winning entry: “This way when the latest big donor gets hauled off to jail we won’t have to rename the building.”)
Government Project – 3
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #601
“Did I leave the vibrator running?”
(Winning caption: “I thought you said it wouldn’t need much attention.”)
Government Project – 2
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #600
“Xzrrth fell down a well?”
(Winning caption: “Results are still preliminary,
but all indications suggest that he is a good boy.”)
Government Project – start
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #599
“He might just be teasing. He either winked or blinked.”
(Winning caption: “My insurance doesn’t cover prehistoric conditions.”)
Happy New Year 2018
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #598
“The Meaning of Life? No idea. I’m the guru of workout fads.”
(Winning caption: “It’s for my back. You have two more questions.”)
Scrooge
Service Level Agreements
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #597
“Thank you and your boyfriend for watching my suitcase.”
(Winning caption: “It’s cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom.”)
My winning entry! Wizbang caption contest, December 8, 2017
“Not what I had in mind when I demanded transparency.”
