My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #755 Posted on 2021-05-11 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “I promise I’ll visit the barber once I hit two shots + two weeks. May I have my clothes back and go home now?” (Winning caption: “If you’re so civilized, why don’t you use a coaster?” – Andrew K. Shaffer, Cupertino, Calif.)
