My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #679 Posted on 2019-09-23 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓ “Barbarians are raiding the royal garden. We caught them red-handed.” (Winning caption: “Well, after you beheaded the groundskeeper, we had to go with something low-maintenance.” – Kyle Johnson, Eureka, Ill.)
“I question how thy majesty hath plants from a New World not yet discovered.”