“I saw where you parked.”

(Winning caption: “Are you here about the sublet?” Dana Rosen-Perez, Westfield, N.J.)

“You were more fun without the lid.”

(Winning caption: We had a good run, Ted, but I simply don’t have the counter space.” – Ben Bynum, Queens, N.Y.)

“I know about you and Ms. Princess.”

(Winning caption: “Want to go for a w-a-l-k?” Dawn Mockler, Fredericton, N.B.)

“It’s his way of bragging about his giant slalom.”

(Winning caption: “He gets so dramatic when I lower the thermostat.” David Scollard, Wilbraham, Mass.)

“The song was nice, but I only accept payment in diamonds or gold.”

(Winning caption: “Who is ‘coming around the mountain,’ John? Could it be your mother?” Russ McKinney, Philadelphia, Pa.)

“Socialism isn’t the solution, but you’re getting warmer.”

(Winning caption: “I guarantee in twelve hours we’ll see a completely different side of my opponent.” Alan Winick, Westport, Conn.)

“If this is locally grown why is it rotating clockwise?”

(Winning caption: “Before you go, describe the iceberg salad.” Adam Santiago, New York City)

“Oh, look. There goes your swarm.”

(Winning caption: “Tell them what happened in the lab, Harry.” Richard Hine, New York City)

“You’re thinking about deserting me, aren’t you.”

(Winning caption: “I wish we’d seen that before we ate Dave.” Zak Snoderly, Boise, Idaho)

“Rex is fine physically, but he seems to have some separation issues.”

(Winning caption: “Any tightness or difficulty breathing?” Chiaki Tampubolon, Jakarta, Indonesia)

“Weight it out.”

(Winning caption: “We’ll pick this up next week.” – Keith Bollt, Potsdam, N.Y.)

“I think I can.”

(Winning caption: “It all started when we adopted a highway.” Asma Latif, East Greenwich, R.I.)

“That’s the last of the Constitution. And now, I will make it the President’s fault.”

(Winning caption: “Watch as I transform this ordinary magician’s assistant into an accomplice to a federal crime.” – Max Nussenbaum, Brooklyn, N.Y.)

“Mind if I jump in?”

(Winning caption: “I choose to remember Aspen as it was.” John Duffy, Philadelphia, Pa. )

“I would never have believed it. A hairier butt than yours does exist.”

(Winning caption: “Don’t bring a camera, you said. Just enjoy the experience, you said.” John R. Oshin, Portland, Ore.)

“You’ll have a ball. Lots of them, actually.”

(Winning caption: “If we time it right, I can get you in this house today.”)

“Jetzt, eine kleine Kampfmusik.”

(Winning caption: “And now—I’ve got an old score to settle.”)

“Have some Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez cake. It’s free for everybody.
The poster you just passed shows her plan for paying for it.”

(Winning caption: “Vinnie would appreciate it if you reconsidered that Yelp rating.”)

“Hello, is this Ace Carpet Cleaning?”

(Winning caption: “I don’t know how many there are. I’m trying to stay awake.”)

“Fluffy and I will chase after the farmer’s wife, you two run up the clock.”

(Winning caption: “Listen to this baby purr.”)