“So that’s what happened to her. But where’s the white pantsuit?”

(Winning caption: “The doctor said it might help me quit.”)

“These days people have short attention spans. We only have happy minute now.”

(Winning caption: “You were with Ringling Brothers? I was with Lehman Brothers.”)

“She’s a sore loser but she plays an impressive trump card.”

(Winning caption: “Maybe his second week will go better.”)

“You just had to save a few bucks on the GPS.”

(Winning caption: “Long time no sea.”)

“For the last time, we must unite on this or be overwhelmed by divisiveness.
The correct term is Tsunami.”

(Winning caption: “Row v. Wave”)

“Take a chair. Really, take several.”

(Winning caption: “Where do you see yourself five chairs from now?”)

“Let’s call it a tie.”

(Winning caption: “I admire your restraint.”)

“No, I’m more of a Giants fan.”

(Winning caption: “Sir, I just need you to take one small step out of the vehicle.”)

“The baton doubles as a divining rod.”

(Winning caption: “Like the pomp. Not crazy about the circumstances.”)