“Do you hear coconuts?”

(Winning caption: “Technically, I’m guarding two posts.”)

“Oh, alright. We’ll stand at the curb and cheer as you go by.”

(Winning caption: “This all started with the Fancy Feast.”)

“I wonder what OJ will do next.”

(Winning caption: “Remember when I told you that the pizza here is famous?”)

“I miss the ballpark experience. Next, spill a beer on me,
then I’ll go stand in line for the bathroom.”

(Winning caption: “Should we try that new place in the corner?”)

“It’s not a hive mentality. It’s a state of beeing.”

(Winning caption: “Just go. I’ll only end up hurting you.”)

“Sooner or later they’ll figure out we don’t really have cookies.”

(Winning caption: “We sue at dawn.”)

“Grilled nauga can be a bit rich, but the ledger stuffing should balance it out.”

(Winning Caption: “It’s never done.”)