My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2019-09-04
“No one will ever push past me to get ranch dressing again.”
(Winning caption: “Oh, I’m stunning all right.” – Bob Shiffar)
Beth Wins!
This is very much deserved and long over-due …
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #676
“Does anyone else hear something hopping this way?”
(Winning caption: “I don’t tell you how to gather.” – Joel S. Saferstein, Washington, D.C.)
Running Dream
My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2019-08-28
“Take the payoff and keep quiet about the EPA violations.
Or would you rather be six feet under like the other two guys?”
(Winning caption: “They’re full of solar panels” – Andrew Ocean)
My Winning Entry! New Yorker caption contest #675
Stretch Metrics
My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2019-08-21
“I can deal with his Mariners and Seahawks tributes. Before the Supersonics left town, man he was loud.”
(Winning caption: “And I thought we had a bad cruise.” – Lawrence McGuire)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #674
“No, Fluffy. I’m not going to deal with were-puppies again.”
(Beth Wins! “Let’s let him keep your ball.” Beth Lawler, Montclare, NJ)
Safe Weed
My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2019-08-14
“You must have turned off the hide-the-fake-math-behind-the-fake-science-that-supports-this-fake-news button.”
(Winning caption: “Adjusting the picture won’t make it any clearer.” – Anne Zarrella)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #673
“Admit it – you’re falling for me.”
(Winning caption: “For God’s sake, Dave, you’re thirty-five—just use the stairs.” – Christine Huber, Brisbane, Australia)
Sanctuary
My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2019-08-07
“I guess I have time for a few last words: You two make Scarface look like Vinny Gorgeous; Drop your pants and say hello to your little friend; Maybe I’ll sleep with them, but you two smell like fishes; Your mama …”
(Winning caption: “I’m sinking, no need to watch.” – Jeffrey Greenspan)
Mandatory
My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2019-07-31
“5 was here to watch the game, but that was four scores and several beers ago.”
(Winning caption: “I’m still going to need to see ID.” – Steven Seifert )
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #672
“If your symptoms improve I get a food pellet.”
(Winning caption: “Don’t worry. I wouldn’t prescribe anything I haven’t tested on myself.” Doug Higbee, Matthews, N.C. )
Klingon
My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2019-07-24
“I already got plenty of change, Doc.”
(Winning caption: “I finally feel wanted.” – Matt Regan)
