“On the rocks?”

“A token of apology for the flying cork earlier. By the way, you look great with the patch.”

“How did we fit it in? We took off the captain’s hat.”

(Winning caption: “Shall I let them breathe?” – Corinne Sills)

“You left the toilet seat up and your guest left a puddle in the entryway. You’re just two pees in a pod.”

“You won the debate and you’re clearly better qualified. I’m still voting for the yellow dog.”

“The lengths you go to avoid talking to me.”

(Winning caption: “Still having trouble getting guests I see.” – Jack Brezina)

“I’m a Nigerian prince too, now turn to the right.”

“It’s no use. These are red herrings.”

“Release the other three but hold the anchovies.”

(Winning caption: “In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger.” – John Dudley)

“How can we be sure you’re not delivering a cordless hairdryer?”

“If it’s from the ice queen, send it back.”

“More angry letters? I already moved the carrots up and got rid of the snow balls.”

(Winning caption: “Hello, Number 6!” – Tom Gill)

“Mind if I share?”

(Winning caption: “I love your shadow, it’s so retro.” – Chris Sunami)

“My lifetime achievement award for housework non-participation.”

(Winning caption: “I scattered her ashes. Then I changed my mind.” – Joshua Rokach)