“You left the toilet seat up and your guest left a puddle in the entryway. You’re just two pees in a pod.”
“You won the debate and you’re clearly better qualified. I’m still voting for the yellow dog.”
“The lengths you go to avoid talking to me.”
(Winning caption: “Still having trouble getting guests I see.” – Jack Brezina)
I couldn’t tell that she was the one talking.
“National Pup Lick Radio goes live.” (or something dumb like that)