“A paddle might have been a better idea.”

“Kind of ironic his last words were “Oh, the shark has pretty teeth dear.””

“So unfair – woodwinds and children first.”

(Winning caption: “It seemed important at the time.” – Keith Huie)

“To new endings.”

I wish I had thought of: “I can’t see you anymore.” – Beth Lawler

(Winning caption: “How, exactly, do we get back to your place?” – Cannon Alsobrook)

“Watch what you say – he repeats stuff. “

Oh dear, I wish you hadn’t said “pineapple”.

“Pauli insisted on the pirate ship painting.”

(Winning caption: “I lined it with our prenup.” – Steve Everhart

“Was that the bell?”

“Sorry, you can’t join us. This is cloud nein.”

“I’m bored. Let’s go look through people’s data.”

(Winning caption: “He can’t see us from there, can he?” – David Clark)

“Me too.”

“Too bee or not too bee?”

“I’ve done a lot since you’ve been gone.”

(Winning caption: “Yeah, well you’re not wearing any pants either.” – Alfred Spielmann)

“The first rule of sex addiction group therapy is to stay on your own couch.”

(Winning caption: Mine!)

“I plan to swap out the seascape.”

“We have to escape the tea party image.”

“Too beaucoup.”

(Winning caption: “Turned out he wasn’t a miniature.” – Bob Johnson)

“Cancel red alert. Sensors have confirmed the human subject is not Will Smith.”

“Thomas, party of one, your probe is available.”

“Remember to fill out our customer survey at ZorksMobileProbes.com.”

(Winning caption: “Mom stop! I can do this!” – Hope Horner)

“I meant my right.”

“Recalculate.”

“Try swearing again.”

(Winning caption: “Stop telling me how well you did on the written.” – Peter Cunningham)

“On the rocks?”

“A token of apology for the flying cork earlier. By the way, you look great with the patch.”

“How did we fit it in? We took off the captain’s hat.”

(Winning caption: “Shall I let them breathe?” – Corinne Sills)