My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #745 Posted on 2021-02-21 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓ “We’re going to need enough beer to fill an Olympic swimming pool. Also, we should do something about that snail.” (Winning caption: “I told you we should have salted the roads.” – Luke Stancil, Orem, Utah)
“We know how to stop it, but the EPA is insisting we use sea salt.”