“You should give each other your figurines. Pins you can buy later.”
(Winning caption: “I can keep it together during the ceremony. The reception is where I fall to pieces.” – Peter Sergison, Durham, N.C.)
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He only married her because she’s stacked.
“You should’ve used a non-GMO caterer.”