“Dump him.”
“My white trash container is already full.”
“Are you sure you want to delete these items?”
(Winning caption: “I finally got him to put his trash in bags.” – Sam Skoronski)
(Third Place: “My divorce lawyer says I’ll probably get half.” – Richard G. Marcil – Yea Richard! – a fellow member of Beth’s Facebook group.)
“He just showed up one day the seagulls decided to adopt him.” Or something like that.