“The foie gras is now ethically raised. Since the stay-at-home orders, we haven’t had to fatten their livers.”
“Today’s special is especially fresh, abducted just this morning.”
“In space no one can hear your entree scream.”
(Winning caption: “And the catch of the day is a guy named Fred.” – Joe Ayella)
(Runner Up: “Would you like to see our children’s menu? They’re free range.” – Michael Holmes – Another score for Micheal!)
