“We’re better than you.”
“Premium sports channels are useless right now but I’m locked into a two-year contract.”
“Monotheist?”
(Winning caption: “15%? We all tipped 20%.” – Dan Zimmerman)
(Runner up: “Careful, three strikes and you’re out.” – Beth Lawler – Yea! Another score for Beth!)
3rd place: “If you heard everyone was equal in the eyes of the Lord, well, you heard wrong.” – Aaron Slack
I managed to get a 3rd place on that one. I haven’t been that enthusiastic about caption lately. I’d forgotten I’d even entered that. I figured it was too wordy.