“If that bitch Kate calls tell her you haven’t seen me or her crown.”
“… then I said “Look, the last thing I need is another prince in my life, but a talking frog – that’s really cool.””
“I drink to forget that I never became a Disney princess, just a real one.”
(Winning caption: “My life’s a goddamn fairy tale.” – Paul Nesja – Holy Twofer! Yea Paul!)
Keep ’em coming. I’m Greta Thunberg’s fairy godmother.
I’ll take a Bloody Mary, with real blood. And no questions.
I often get called ‘Queen Bitch of the Universe’, so I decided to dress the part.