Picture A: “Go home, Spot. I don’t have any treats for you.”
Picture B: “Spot hasn’t touched his dinner. I hope he isn’t trying to get treats from Mrs. Bozeman again.”
Picture C: “I’m so pleased you decided to attend the impeachment trial.”
Picture D: “The statue of Tolerance was too offensive.”

(Winning caption: Not yet posted.)

“You’re still driving too fast. Mom fell off again.”