“It’s not healthy to keep your emotions locked up.”

(Winning caption: “I know a specialist, but he’s in prison.”)

“His trail permit is one-way.”

(Winning caption:”Let’s not mistake his confidence for leadership.”)

“You have me at a disadvantage, Ms. Galore.”

(Winning caption: “Think it over. I’m still the only one here who can use a can opener.”)

“I mentioned to him that I’d like to have one.”

(Winning caption: “He’s not reinventing it—he’s making it great again.”)

“Well, yes, I did search for ‘bus accident’. How did you know?”

(Winning caption: “And are the clowns inside you now?”)

“It’s hard on mileage but we can use the carpool lane.”

(Winning caption: “He wants to know if you can move your seat up.”)

“I know it works for Loch Ness, but there’s got to be a better way to raise our profile.”

(Winning caption: “No, what I said was we need more stakeholders.”)

“The subway sandwich is very popular.”

(Winning caption: “Sorry for the wait, but it’s been like Grand Central station in here.”)

“Didn’t expect that, did you Ahab?”

(Winning caption: “Yeah, well your profile wasn’t exactly honest, either.”)

“Wanna neck?”

(Winning caption: “Sorry I’m late. I hit every traffic light coming home.”)

“Support for your budget cuts is unraveling.”

(Winning caption: “Your overhead is going to kill you.”)

“Because it’s air.”

(Winning caption: “Because it’s not there.”)

“I get the feeling you’re not leveling with me.”

(Winning entry: “Welcome to orientation.”)

“Don’t worry, we’re not staying. I’m not allowed to smoke on the ship.”

(Winning caption: “You voted Leave, didn’t you.”)

“It was the only way to sneak in my hula hoop.”

(Winning caption: “Ironically, it’s for being so humble.”)