“There must be a logical explanation. Houseplants don’t just disappear.”

(Winning caption: “I know it’s not an elephant, but we still need to talk about it.” – Tim Elliott, Juno Beach, Fla.)

“Your Mom doesn’t seem to like my cooking.”

(Winning caption: “He could have just written his name on his yogurt.” – Tyler Jacobs, Kearney, Neb.)

“Ever feel like something inside you is fighting to get out?”

(Winning caption: “And then I find out all the king’s horses and all the king’s men are out-of-network.” – Gary Skidmore, White Plains, N.Y.)

“Have you noticed that every time we drink the sofa ends up shredded?”

(Winning caption: “You’re right. It is easier with the ball.” – Keith Donohue, Wheaton, Md.)

“Your warranty covers the funny noises but not the regulator.”

(Winning caption: “I found something serious under the hood.” – Russell Keen, Paris, France)

“Adversity brings opportunity to evolve and take flight.”

(Winning caption: “Tell me about a time you identified a problem that others didn’t see coming.” – Scott Smith, Toronto, Ont.)

“Fluffy misses you. She also misses a lot of strike calls.”

(Winning caption: “All his pitches have been inside.” Ben Fishel, Washington, D.C.)

“It’s known for its distinctive song, “The tree is leaving and so am I”.”

(Winning caption: “I can usually identify a bird by the song, but I think he’s doing a cover.” – Michael Holmes, Moseley, Va. *** Yea Michael! ***)

“I’ll take hell for the companionship and my job for – I’ll take hell.”

(Winning caption: “Try the stairs. This takes an eternity.” – Michael Crowley, Washington, D.C.)

“You don’t need to risk going for takeout, I’ve got this.”

(Winning caption: “Fine—next time you slay the dragon and I’ll cook.” – Ethan Spitalney, Boston, Mass.)

“Forget the Titans, remember the truss.”

(Winning caption: “Next week, I’ll move Heaven for you.” – Stephanie Miller, San Rafael, Calif.)

“It thought it could.”

(Winning caption: “Of course—we wait forever, then two come at the same time.” – Elizabeth Novick, Brooklyn, N.Y.)

“They musta thought I said ‘coughy’.”

(Winning caption: “Decaf. They can’t be far away.” – Bill Clough, Modesto, Calif.)

“Sorry, your man purse, it’s – annoying.”

(Winning caption: “No, you come in on four.” – Colin Mills, Boston, Mass.)

“The CDC recommends at least six feet of separation from the croc pit.”

(Winning caption: “Past the alligator, through the ring of fire, first door on your left.” – Gregory W. Kirschen, Woodbury, N.Y.)

“Chicks love it.”

(Winning caption: “Could you trim the sides but leave it feathered on top?” – Ben Long, New York City)

“If you give me a cookie, I’ll ask for a copy of your privacy policy.”

(Winning caption: “I know I don’t look familiar, but, believe me, I eat here all the time.” – Phil Walker, Fallston, Md.)

“Take one daily, wash your hands frequently, and avoid fighting Hercules.”

(Winning caption: “Looks like you’re already familiar with the side effects.” – Madeline Wolfson, Brooklyn, N.Y.)

“You’ll each have to poll above 10% to participate in the next session.”

(Winning caption: And how do you feel about how she feels about how he feels?” – Liliya Jones, Los Angeles, Calif.)

“Am I why you have the moat?”

(Winning caption: “Harry, the whole point of leaving England was to blend in.” Deb Pecchia, Hyde Park, N.Y.)