Top ten signs you’re a micromismanager

  1. For some reason people keep spray painting “Micromismanager” on your car.
  2. You believe IQ is proportional to desk size.
  3. You believe you are never, ever wrong.
  4. You believe you are surrounded by idiots.
  5. To change a light bulb, you hold the bulb and expect the world to revolve around you.
  6. When that doesn’t work you decide not to change the bulb. You prefer to leave your employees in the dark.
  7. Your employees tell you you’re mismanaging.
  8. Your employees tell you you’re micromanaging.
  9. Everyone hates you.
  10. Your name is Dan.

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