Ergonomics

Posted on 2017-12-09 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

I can authorize an ergonomic screen filter, but you'll still get headaches if you keep banging you head against the screen.

Anger Management

Posted on 2017-11-04 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

Anger Management

Unwritten Rules

Posted on 2017-10-28 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

Unwritten Rules

Ethics Training

Posted on 2017-10-21 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

Ethics Training

Employee Engagement

Posted on 2017-10-07 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

Employee engagement: 'engagement' means 'battle'

Quality

Posted on 2017-09-30 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

Focus on quality, presentation upside down.

Sloppy work

Posted on 2017-09-09 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

I corrected the errors in your status report, fixed your miscalculations in the balance sheet, calmed down the three clients you insulted, and rewrote your grammar in the project charter. | You put the wrong creamer in my coffee. Your sloppy work is unacceptable.

Harvey small business relief

Posted on 2017-09-02 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

Harvey small business relief

Vision statement

Posted on 2017-08-19 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

Develop a vision statement that leverages our core competencies for sustainable growth, in the form of a limerick.

Disruptive innovation

Posted on 2017-08-05 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

I read that we can gain competitive advantage by using disruptive innovation. I'm already disruptive. You need to innovate.

Whiteboard

Posted on 2017-07-29 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

There isn't anything to click, Lisa. It's a whiteboard.

Foresight

Posted on 2017-07-08 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

You should have used more foresight. | That's easy to say in hindsight.

Cocktail napkin

Posted on 2017-05-20 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

I wrote down the project goal on this cocktail napkin. | "Optimize actionable holistic ideation." | Oops, wrong napkin, that's our business strategic plan.