Vision statement

Posted on 2017-08-19 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

Develop a vision statement that leverages our core competencies for sustainable growth, in the form of a limerick.

eTech

Posted on 2017-08-12 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

eTech: It needs to sound more high-tech. Put the letter 'e' in front of every fifth word.

Disruptive innovation

Posted on 2017-08-05 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

I read that we can gain competitive advantage by using disruptive innovation. I'm already disruptive. You need to innovate.

Fly

Posted on 2017-07-15 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

My expectation is that you will pay closer attention to detail and not embarrass yourself. | Your fly is open.

Foresight

Posted on 2017-07-08 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

You should have used more foresight. | That's easy to say in hindsight.

Fragile methodology

Posted on 2017-07-01 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

We don't have time to gather requirements, just start development. I think it's called Fragile methodology.

Expectations

Posted on 2017-06-24 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

Let me be clear about my expectations. Do everything right away and perfectly. | When I was a kid I never fantasized about running away like I do now.

Time travel

Posted on 2017-06-03 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

It would be impossible to meet the schedule you insisted on, so instead I'm trying to invent a way to travel back in time. | Then will you meet the schedule? | No, I'll kill your grandfather.

Cocktail napkin

Posted on 2017-05-20 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

I wrote down the project goal on this cocktail napkin. | "Optimize actionable holistic ideation." | Oops, wrong napkin, that's our business strategic plan.